Heinie sniffing

shitmystudentswrite:

When I went down into the basement at the party, he was down there. I was standing so close to him I could smell his colon.

If this student really meant she could smell his colon rather than his cologne we’d all be witness to the birth of the next Sarah Silverman… sadly this is probably not the case.  

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